I don't mean to brag, and I don't want to lose you guys by getting all technical or jargony, but I'm going to go ahead and talk about the fact that I have a subscription to this "social networking" website called "Facebook." It's sort of an online address book for people with Alzheimer's: It not only allows you to keep people's phone numbers and e-mail addresses in one place, but it also lets your contacts include photos of themselves so you remember what they look like and lets you include notes or classifications so that you know where you met them. It also has several options for continuing to communicate with them, all from the same "web page."
Problem is, while the whole country was out voting last night, the people at The Facebook seem to have changed their font. If any of you are thinking about signing up for this thing, I just want you to be aware that you may need to strain your eyes to read it. This has been a public service announcement.